3 Things you don't want to Give Paul Lapolice as going-away gifts

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  1. Bronko

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    1. A 20 second gameclock

    2. A calculator that goes past 12.

    3. A podium (to deliver those rivetting pre-games speeches)

    and don't let Rot Black write your biography "Adventures in Stutterball!"
     
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    4. a talking bronko doll.
     
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    An 11x17 picture with frame of a smiling Joe Mack with the saying, "Ya Gotta Believe" to put on his mantle.
     
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    Lapolice said he wants to review film of the firing before moving on.
     
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    I saw the video of Tim Burke being intro'd as the new Bomber HC. He was quite impressive & his comments converted me although what Joe mack did to LaPo still sucks. I think things will be a lot different under Burke's command. Expect a few players to hit the road, Jack. The Bombers don't want you, no more, no more, no more, no more.
     
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    I think Porky would make a tremendous CFL ref. He can take all the time he needs on video challenges, doesn't have to respect the 20 sec. clock.
    Him and Bradbury can be the CFL's Hans & Franz
     
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    Who's Porky?
     
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    Plop - I'm trying to retire that one after today's execution....

    THink he got an offer to be maitre D at Pierce's new restaurant

    Buck's Broken Rib Joint
     
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    Lol. A free concussion every time you enter the door. Your meal will end up 3 tables over but there will be free Buck chips on every table. :rolleyes:
     
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    As ISO stated how about a picture of Joe Mack?
     
  11. Bronko

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    Burke is 59 or 60 years old. After 35 years of assistant coaching he finally gets his shot. I have absolutely no beef with Bulldog Burke - hope he shines at the new spot. And despite my daily diatribes about Paul's shortcomings as a head coach, he is one of the finest men I've ever rode about . . . a credit to the game, to his family and to our CFL family. Good luck Mr Lapolice, I have a ton of respect for you and so do all my friends here at Stampsfans.
     
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    Herb Zurkowsky losing his usual calm: 'Bombers lose by 3 to best team in the cfl and fire their head coach. Brilliant! Joe Mack better watch his back. What a moron' (his exact words)

    'Bombers fired wrong guy. Should be lamentable Joe Mack'.

    Arash Mardani wasn't any sweeter. They make Bronko look like the friendly Giant.
     
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    I be soon turning my gaze onto Drowsy Joe..... again!
     

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