Bieber Divorcing! Emergency Grey Cup Meeting

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  1. Bronko

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    News broke this weekend that teenage heartthrob Justin Bieber and long-time girlfriend/fishing buddy Selena Gomez were "divorcing" - going there own separate ways.

    Can this affect the GC Half-time show?

    Evidently, Biebs has summoned Gomez to New York for a "crisis" meeting. WHAT THE PUCK!

    Will he be in good enough shape to provide a decent 7 or 8 minutes of GC half-time?

    Other ideas for the half-time show:

    Carrie Underwood singing, Mike Fisher shooting pucks!

    Trish Stratus giving Nasty Nate a stink-face! I volunteer!

    We'll let Rikishi give iso & deuvy a more full-fledge stinkface! :D

    Seriously, I think the GC committee had a good idea to attract some new viewers to CFL ball (albeit 7 to 12 year olds) but the best replacement might be 1. Sheepdogs, 2. Arcade Fire, 3. DOA.
     
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    Well, it's very obvious to me that we should cancel the Grey Cup now. The poor kid is in mourning.
     
  3. Flash

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    Wish I could find her number...
     
  4. deuvl

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    nice try. I already booked trish. you can have Linda :p
     
  5. Flash

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    Who's got dibs on Keibler?
     
  6. deuvl

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    That would be George for now. She's too pricey anyway.
     
  7. Bronko

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    Nice to see hope is still alive in our country!!!
     
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    bronko vs. brock lesnar for Sable, in a nickname match. :D
     
  9. Bronko

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    Like the Sable part, not quite into "Here Comes the Pain!":D
     
  10. deuvl

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    you just start with Brock the shmock and by the time he realizes nothing rhymes with bronko you and Sable are at the Fairmont winnipeg.
     
  11. Bronko

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    He came up with TaTonko.....rasslers, god bless 'em!!!
     
  12. deuvl

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    South Korean rapper PSY will do his Gangnam style halftime show at the Bills - Seahawks game dec.16 in toronto. some leagues get all the luck.
     
  13. Christoph

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    I was thinking Rita MacNeil [​IMG] :p
     
  14. Tundra Mustang

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    But only once the game result is no longer in doubt....;)

    TM
     

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