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  1. Bronko

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    Discovered this while packing some old papers. An old post in Wpg. that got me banned for a couple weeks...

    IT WAS TITLED

    Nasty Nate's List of Unacceptable CFL Prizes for your Next Social

    1. Free Book Coupon from Nasty Nate's Abysmally Used Bookstore
    2. Gary Coleman's autobiography: 'My 10 Years as a Bomber Defensive Back'
    3. Autographed copy of my new book 'The Sara Orlesky Chronicles'
    4. 1 Hour Free Tapping Out Seminar with Brock Lesnar
    5. Lifetime Subscription to 'BC SUCKS' magazine.
    6. Bud Steen's Fogged up goggles.
    7. Naming rights to 'Little Hawk Stadium'
    8. Tom Canada's Super-Cholesterol Cookbook
    9. Kit Cartwright's Cookbook - Bland & Blander
    10. John Wells' Work Ethic
    11. Rod Black's Mind
    12. Doug Brown's spare sumo thong
    13. Wade 'Corky' Miller's gold sprint shoes
    14. Rich Stubler's Grooming Kit
    15. Allen Pitts B-sample
    16. Brendan Taman's 2 for 1 autographed Subway coupon
    17. Only thing green in Saskatchewan - PAINT!
    18. Paul Osbaldiston's Fat Suit! WHAT? Its NOT a fat suit!!!
    19. Bootleg copy of David Asper's Stadium Proposal Generating Software.
    20. Elocution lesson courtesy Michael Bishop

    21. T-Shirt: LYLE BAUER: Official Poster Boy Next Year Country
    22. T-Shirt; ERIC TILMAN: Official Poster Boy Last Year Country

    23. 1 Litre of Dave Ritchie's 'Bad Water'
    24. 20 minute screaming seminar with Brett 'Bobo' McNeill
    25. Copy of Blue Jays motto: 'When the Going Gets Tough, We Curl Up and Die'
    26. 2 oz. bottle of Vernon Wells new fragrance 'WHIFF'
    27. Copy of Mark Lee & Steve Armitage book; "Football Games We've Barfed On"
    28. Troy Westwood's new brand of Scotch whiskey - 62%
    29. Copy of Kevin Glenn's biography 'GROUNDHOG DAY'
     
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  2. iso_55

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    What year was that? Got you banned? Really. Some were edgy but some were funny. Especially ther Gary Coleman one. I never liked 5'8 inch corners either.
     
  3. Bronko

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    Had to be about 2008 or 2009. Pre-Plop era!

    The giggly-fanboyz who ran the site were looking for any excuse to derail me. At one time I joked that the bomber secondary consisted of:

    Gary Coleman, Tattoo, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Hornswoggle & Alan Ladd. DI's were Sky Low Low and Little Beaver.
     
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    I never liked small defensive backs since the Stamps Willie Armstead at 6'5 used to eat Bombers Gary Rosolowich's lunch at 5'7. It wasn't even a contest yet both Bud Riley & Ray Jauch used to play the guy & he couldn't cover because he wasn't tall enough. Those big receivers would jump & he'd jump with them & come up to their waists.
     
  5. deuvl

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    Little Beaver was my nickname as a kid.
     
  6. Bronko

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    2345 is back!!!!!!!!!!;)
     
  7. deuvl

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    234 is dead and buried. Montreal has little appreciation for their former number 23. Glad he didn't play his entire career there.

    Alouettes mantra in 2009 was 'everything matters'. That mantra bit them in the butt in 2011. Turns out the 3 years Proudfoot played in BC mattered enough for the Lions to be the first team to win back to back home playoff games since the 1977 alouettes. With his old buds Buono and McMann at the helm.

    Winnipeg's time is coming soon as I've said before. I doubt it'll be 2012 though.

    I've also been nicknamed 'The Professor'.
     
  8. Bronko

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    Frank Clair, hall of famer was also known as The Professor...
     
  9. deuvl

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    Frank had trouble remembering players' names and thought canada's colored money would attract american players. Still a great coach.
     

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