Discovered this while packing some old papers. An old post in Wpg. that got me banned for a couple weeks... IT WAS TITLED Nasty Nate's List of Unacceptable CFL Prizes for your Next Social 1. Free Book Coupon from Nasty Nate's Abysmally Used Bookstore 2. Gary Coleman's autobiography: 'My 10 Years as a Bomber Defensive Back' 3. Autographed copy of my new book 'The Sara Orlesky Chronicles' 4. 1 Hour Free Tapping Out Seminar with Brock Lesnar 5. Lifetime Subscription to 'BC SUCKS' magazine. 6. Bud Steen's Fogged up goggles. 7. Naming rights to 'Little Hawk Stadium' 8. Tom Canada's Super-Cholesterol Cookbook 9. Kit Cartwright's Cookbook - Bland & Blander 10. John Wells' Work Ethic 11. Rod Black's Mind 12. Doug Brown's spare sumo thong 13. Wade 'Corky' Miller's gold sprint shoes 14. Rich Stubler's Grooming Kit 15. Allen Pitts B-sample 16. Brendan Taman's 2 for 1 autographed Subway coupon 17. Only thing green in Saskatchewan - PAINT! 18. Paul Osbaldiston's Fat Suit! WHAT? Its NOT a fat suit!!! 19. Bootleg copy of David Asper's Stadium Proposal Generating Software. 20. Elocution lesson courtesy Michael Bishop 21. T-Shirt: LYLE BAUER: Official Poster Boy Next Year Country 22. T-Shirt; ERIC TILMAN: Official Poster Boy Last Year Country 23. 1 Litre of Dave Ritchie's 'Bad Water' 24. 20 minute screaming seminar with Brett 'Bobo' McNeill 25. Copy of Blue Jays motto: 'When the Going Gets Tough, We Curl Up and Die' 26. 2 oz. bottle of Vernon Wells new fragrance 'WHIFF' 27. Copy of Mark Lee & Steve Armitage book; "Football Games We've Barfed On" 28. Troy Westwood's new brand of Scotch whiskey - 62% 29. Copy of Kevin Glenn's biography 'GROUNDHOG DAY'