Lousy Ronda Rousey July Re-Match

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  1. Bronko

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    Rousey was obviously promised by her 2nd (or 3rd) boyfriend Dashing Dana White (isn't that guy a beaut?) a re-match with her conqueror Hollywood Holly Holm. Rousey had a few teeth kicked free, needed plastic surgery to replace a lip and probably had concussion like symptoms, if not a full concussion after Holm nearly kicked her head off.

    Holm, who may have suffered a damaged fingernail in that blow-out wants to fight sooner than next July - possibly taking on one of Rousey's former cupcakes - Miesha Tate (who Rousey has already submitted twice).

    White is determined to preserve what looks to be the biggest money-maker in UFC/MMA history - the Holm/Adele rematch. (Note: I call Rousey Adele cuz she's a bit bloated like the English singer but has a black belt not a white one)..... in the movie Jennifer Lawrence will play Holm, Adele or Melissa McCarthy will play Rousey.

    Holm fighting Tate would draw bupkiss (aka flies). Holm taking on Cyborg Santos might be money but Dana White doesn't control Santos and if Santos destroys Holly that further damages the already soiled reputation of Rowdy Ronda.

    If, as expected Holm finishes the job she started in November and kicks Rousey's head off then Dana has his next superstar. He can kick Ronda to the curb and pit Holm up against cupcakes for a couple fights before confronting her with the viciously unpredictable Cyborg.

    Rousey has to finish her medical suspension from fighting (after being levelled vs. Holm), act in a movie (re-make of Roadhouse) and train for a planned July re-match vs. Holly. I suspect Ronda will come down with a good ol-fashioned case of fear 'n loathing (aka a twisted ankle) and slither out of that fight a couple weeks or more before it goes down. ie. it won't go down.

    White's world will then be heading to a short and abrupt end. No super matches - no fighters who want to play his game.

    Maybe a Canadian promoter should promote - Cyborg vs. Hollywood Holm.

    Hmmm - IGF Stadium - 37,000 capacity with floor seating (Wadzilla would have to find some chairs) ---- that might cut the bummers ungodly deficit a tad? NO?

    Trish Stratus could be brought in as special guest referee. Doug Brown or Milt Stegall as guest time-keeper.
     
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    you could see it coming a mile away. trish uses her stratusfaction on rousey prompting a future duel in the wwe between the two ladies.
     
  3. Bronko

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    Ronda Rousey is the biggest fraud ever perpetrated within the halo of the sweet sciences. A female Brock Lesnar if you will - glass jaw, poor stamina, yet lots of crazy talk and threatening chatter. Reminiscent of most riderfan posters!
    Wouldn't mind seeing Laila Ali make a comeback and clean out the trash in UFC - ie. Rousey, Cat Zigano, Hollywood Holly and even that Cyborg character.
    Poor old Ronda - she's still under delusions that she's gonna be able to "bust up the chick who took her title" and rip both her arms off in the process. Nice polite gal, that Ronda!
     
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    she's actually up for some athlete of the year award.

    she and lesnar would make a great pair.
     
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    Frankly, if Stephanie McMahon shed about 25 pounds and trained for a couple months she'd probably be able to take Rousey out. If Dana White senses that Rousey is no longer The Fightin' Fraud she once was he'll fail to protect her vs. Holm in the re-match, telling Holm she can make 10s of millions of moolah but has to take Rousey's head off to get to that level. Might be tough - Rousey, if she even dares get into the ring with that bigger and far more buff boxer will be looking for any crawlspace or crevice in the ring, hiding and running from Holm. Rousey will make more than Holly in the re-match, enough to retire on (at 29) possibly making a comeback in Vince McMahon's cruel world as Natty Neidhart's evil twin sister.
    Holly Holm, should she take Ronda's head off will get a quick dose of Cyborg within 6 months as Dana will see the dollar signs booking that event - his male stars have been letting him down and quite frankly many of the male fights have been snoozefests!

    However, if Holm v. Cyborg draw blood and gore, regardless of outcome White will have found new lightning in a bottle within his women's division.
     
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    NOTE: Rousey is guesting on Michael Strahan/Kelly Ripa this a.m. Wonder if her lips are sealed?

    160 is the over/under
     
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    aw man I love that show. I only watch it when i'm at my aunt's in Connecticut.
     

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