Ode to 'Joe' (Short version)

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  1. Tundra Mustang

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    This thread is dedicated to the late (and unlamented) newest member of our website who decided that his passionate zeal for the Eskimos just had to override the requirement that he abide by at least the most basic rules of civility on our forums.

    With my apologies to the late Hank Williams, and sung to the tune of "Jambalaya", here is my abbreviated ode to 'joe':

    "Goodbye, Joe, you gotta go, me-oh-my-oh,
    You sonofabitch, you hit the ditch, now you're bye-oh,

    Well humble pie, please don't cry, now you're gonzo,
    'Cause sonofabitch, you hit the ditch, now it's bye-oh..." ;)


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    I got one from genesis 1978

    'Say it's all right Joe

    Clock on the wall says it's time to leave'
     
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    In truth, he was living on "borrowed time" around here....

    The "time to leave" turned out to be before he even joined the site...;)


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    Joe might eventually find a home on riderfans where they embrace racism and disturbed social behaviour.
     
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    He could be 'Resurrection Joe' on RF from the cult 1984.

    'Hey cats, sinners, brats.....this is the resurrection of the good times'
     
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    Hey joe, where you gonna go with that gun in your hand,
    Hendrix
     
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    Hey, how'd you guess?

    One of my favourites from one of my favourite artists of all time! ;)


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    My initial assessment is Joe just might go downtown and shoot his old lady...
    Great song with two fingers of a good scotch over two fresh ice cubes.
     
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    then there are movie references

     
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    With my apologies to the late Johnny Allen ("Jimi") Hendrix, and sung to the tune of "Hey Joe", here is my ode to 'joe';
    with apologies and inappropriate content warnings to Libbers everywhere…...

    "Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
    Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
    Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady,
    you know I caught her messin' 'round with a Rider's Fan.
    Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady,
    you know I caught her messin' 'round with a Rider's Fan.
    Huh! And that ain't too cool."
     
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    only ten grand showed up at the Edmonton grey cup gathering Tuesday. that means that 99% of the city of champions are actually losers.
     
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    ...or maybe not Esks fans...;)



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    Well that would make them winners then eh? :p
     
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    Well, I've always thought so...;)


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    How about a little Ugly Kid Joe....I hate everything about you!!!!
     
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    where did you come from where did you go?

    where did you come from cotton eye joe.
     
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    Believe it or not, I actually considered that one a few hours ago, deuv.

    But I didn't have time to sufficiently corrupt the lyrics to deliver the message I would be intending to convey...

    It was going to be something along the lines of "rotten-side" joe.

    I'll think on it.


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    then there's Joey from Concrete Blonde

    'if you're drunk and passed out on the floor, joey i'm not angry anymore'
     
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    Then there's Joey S---thead from DOA....

    but he's a really nice guy, actually visited the shop a couple years back when in Winnipeg!
     
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    Joey Fatone of NSYNC fame with 'Bye Bye Bye'
     

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