Sara Orlesky to Patrol Stamps sideline

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  1. Bronko

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    I know this is something you guys didn`t want to hear but The Immaculate Sara O., the Rapunzel of Rumours is going to work the Stamps sideline. Farhan Lalji will work the Argos.

    Perhaps Obby Khan can ingest a big rack of hot steaming schwarma before the game and blow out a big one while in front of Sara! :D
     
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    Just a little TSN ploy to distract stamps players while argo players remain focused. Perhaps a belly dance or two off camera? :p
     
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    Fwew, at least we'll have a trained medical person there now.
     
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    Hahaha nice one! :D


    Yeah I guess Pat Clayton might as well stay home now. ;)
     
  5. Christoph

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    Actually I think the idea is for her to run down the sidelines whenever the Stamps score a touchdown. Apparently it's safer than having Sarah Jessica Park... er... I mean a horse, running down the sideline.
     
  6. Bronko

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    Don't be so hard on Taylor Swift, Jr. aka X-Ray Orlesky.

    Actually, I'm a bit concerned she'll take a bit of taunting from Stamps players and officials. She can dish it out but can she take it? lol
     
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    I truly hope she steps in horse shit because that would match her reporting abilities!
     
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    I like Sarah but the players know she is doing her job. Won't be any issues. She better not talk to Pat Clayton, though. He's not happy.
     
  9. Bronko

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    As long as the Stamps are up there won't be a problem. However, if things go south, they could start tormenting Miss O with some unpleasant barbs. She might not even know what havoc she created last week with her comments about the Stamps medical/training personnel not knowing whether they were foot or horseback on the Tate situation.
     
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    Maybe Sable can loan Brock Lesnar as a bodyguard but will he be a match for Obby Khan's killer kebabs?
     

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